I was Bombed

Once.
In seventh grade.

Dear Guy With Blaring Headphones on the Subway:

kapowbykao:

It’s called an ipod, not an everyonepod.

Yours,

Cynthia

Main reason I love not taking the subway to work. People are stupid.

You've been working here too long.

Graham:

i had this crazy ass dream. i dreamt i asked you if you thought NNN would hire me after i graduate. you said “almost defiantly no.” Shocked i asked “why?” you it was b/c you sent a staff wide email out to the company talking about me. you told me in the email you said that Graham has good ideas for websites but he tends to piss people off all the time. i was shocked i asked you how you could do such a thing. you told me it was b/c we always get into arguments. then i asked “is that why im not invited to meetings anymore?” you said yes and that i really pissed you off when you suggested that all the websites play music when you visit them and we should have a button that turns the music off. i laughed at you and told you that was way too “web 1.0” and it hurt your feelings.

I am still kind of web 1.0, aren’t I?

Yes! They’re putting an espresso bar next door to work. Wonder what makes it Swedish?
Yes! They’re putting an espresso bar next door to work. Wonder what makes it Swedish?
grahamgrafx:

lindsey:
brothers…. separated at birth.
nerds
Amazingly handsome nerds.

grahamgrafx:

lindsey:

brothers…. separated at birth.
nerds

Amazingly handsome nerds.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Apollo Sunshine, Flip!

Just bought tickets.

Also, maybe I’ll have Silver Jews tickets if I don’t get scammed on Craigslist.

This weekend was a mess. What you don’t see is the moat of beer that got knocked on the floor after we all decided to stand on the furniture.
This weekend was a mess. What you don’t see is the moat of beer that got knocked on the floor after we all decided to stand on the furniture.

Anderson Cooper's Hair Remarkably Consistent During Category 3 Hurricane

lizistwentythree:

defeatism:

It’s remarkable. Go CNN for talking about the wetlands. They sent Ali Velshi to Grand Isle for his first hurricane. Hope that works out for him.

In the cable network battle for hurricane coverage, CNN is winning hands motherfucking down.  They have people broadcasting at the exact location where the eye will make landfall.  ANDERSON COOPER is making his dreamy presence known in the French Quarter (maybe on Frenchmen later?) and almost nothing about the start of the RNC.  Fox News is in Lake Charles - FAIL.  Suspected pedophile Jim Cantore of The Weather Channel is broadcasting from Children’s Hospital, most likely.

My eyes are pretty much glued to CNN and I still can’t really tell if New Orleans is in trouble.

Ferry to Randall’s for the 10k
Ferry to Randall’s for the 10k
I took this at a Bar in NY called Mason Dixon. Since it’s basically on top of this urinal, I don’t know whether this voter is above or below that line.
I took this at a Bar in NY called Mason Dixon. Since it’s basically on top of this urinal, I don’t know whether this voter is above or below that line.